@TheOnion about as far as he can trust it
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@TheOnion im sure its an infinite distance. If I were him that's how far I'd wanna throw the fuckin thing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Probably out to the andromeda... wait that's far too small a distance, perhaps out to the sloan great wall?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Look in the toilet bowl little boy blue and the man on the moon<>Have some SYMPATHY from >STRYPER<>https://youtu.be/bG9RpcWHAx0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is what happens when you allow gay marriageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can throw it a lot fucking further!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pissed with Ms. Davis?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion With so many layers who knows!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Eager to hear directly from@TheTweetOfGodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion earth isn't the problem... it's the people ;0(#humansSUCKThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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