@TheOnion Exactly! Fuck building more roads and bridges! Use that money to build giant robots!
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@TheOnion Like jet packs for Grizzlies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@psychostick because awesome things are awesome and the things that aren't are not, and that's the way of the land.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion $260m on a Condom app for Kenyans is a start !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@notaxation this seems like something you would say - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion I want anti-gravity boots so I can jump over busy streets and jump on my horse without using stirrups (I'm 63).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion use it to fund the next disneyworld on the moon so tourists would help pay for space travel or something#cinderellascraterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have a whole new bedroom design for kids that's AWESOME! I need help to bring it into the Mainstream...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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