@TheOnion @cybersyphilis yung papi
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@TheOnion "Nobody cared who I was...until I put on the mask" -
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@Melange_elite@TheOnion "It would be very painful..." -
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@Melange_elite@TheOnion "...for you."
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@TheOnion MEDIOCRE! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@liz_kimmel Bane..?

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@TheOnion@twitandrewking time to market Glade & Febreze scented e-cigs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion worst Hannibal reboot everThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I made my own, only it was egg scented.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@StevensUSN lmao you woulddThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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