@TheOnion where's the lie
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@TheOnion I wish this were a surprise ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I KNEW IT! Gimme back my crock pot!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can't wait for them y be prosecutedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion um pissy weak lol dis cant be lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Volunteered for Goodwill in college and this definitely happened. I may have been involved, too. Not sure.... or am I?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who is surprised????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Put them in jailThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it is true,shame,shame,shame,you don't do this knowing people are at need,so sad,they should be checked for any mental sicknessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that does not shock me :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Goodwill Executives Arrested After Years Of Skimming Donated Goods Off Top http://onion.com/1UrAaUp pic.twitter.com/b6UA6IDPXL
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@TheOnion Hahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion waxes prophetic again. This will all come out in reality in 4 years..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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