@TheOnion haven't you seen that YouTube video of the guy with the ice cream sammichs from Wal-Mart that never melted? Nasty, tho.
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@TheOnion What happens when you eat it? Chunks going down your throat? No thanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wasnt this documented already by Roald Dahl?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TaylorDeanPayne do you think they ripped this off from AlI G and@realDonaldTrump -
@JakeDavidYoung@TheOnion@realDonaldTrump they nicked it off him for sure. He's gonna be well mad now, isn't he?
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