"Demystify death by inviting your child to assist in the embalming process." @TheOnion http://onion.com/1JRr9IX pic.twitter.com/zvaLf1Vt0A
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"Demystify death by inviting your child to assist in the embalming process." @TheOnion http://onion.com/1JRr9IX pic.twitter.com/zvaLf1Vt0A
@TheOnion now, that's funny.
@TheOnion my hamsters ate each other
@TheOnion ...or...get free cat from friend. Let free cat get pregnant. Let new kitten too close to feeding dog...
@TheOnion talk to your kids about getting a dog and taking care of it, talk to them about death when their teens wanting to do drugs!
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