@TheOnion: Nah, we treat em like Yankees... we can't afford to waste ammo in Bush's economy.
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@TheOnion Aren't snakes usually self-governing?#RepressionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Release the Mongoose!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great excuse to get out their precious guns!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Being only a mere thousand miles away, I think I'll move to a safe distance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *Moves to import Mongooses.*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have they checked my pants? Seriously though. I'm not picking them up, something is moving inside them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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