@TheOnion Sad u gotta make a photoshopped version of pro athlete.
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@TheOnion @AWillmon42 I see your reaction you should read Brady'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Spot on reporting. No news outlet does it better than
@TheOnion.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/639529559055073281 …
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@TheOnion terribleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh my, someone turn down the thermostatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tom Brady wishes he was that buffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mmmmmmmmm indeed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Not enough alcohol or Quaaludes in the world, thanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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