@TheOnion @EmoPhilips If he's been on steroids (and it appears he may have) we are in deep shit.
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@TheOnion: God Wondering How Far He Could Throw Earth http://onion.com/1EA8QMn pic.twitter.com/irDyZlcxyQ”@hnnh_vrclt
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod Any answers?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the end scene of MIB I comes to mind!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well considering the Milky Way galaxy is traveling at 827K/mph and were spinning at 36K/mph I'd say ... pretty far.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion picture looks like God taking a selfieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Wondering How Far He Could Throw Earth http://onion.com/1EA8QMn pic.twitter.com/6oVZAg0JKZ”. So there!
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@TheOnion not that far any more because of all the fatties.#steakandshakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like he said, he doesn't trust us as far as he can throw usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably over those mountains... -
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@TheOnion "Whatcha wanna bet I can throw this planet over them mountains over there?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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