@TheOnion That explains the headaches.
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@TheOnion I find pretty this pretty disturbingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - I feel violated...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That explains why I'm so cynical I guessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@drethelin Now I want to know what the actual probability is. ::begins calculating::Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion at any given point there's an 47% chance that someone is quoting you a completely made up percentageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's good because recently no one had been welcoming me to the jungle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Those radio waves are like celebrities, they feel they're welcome anywhere.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shudder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was wondering why I felt kind of 'raspy' today...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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