“@TheOnion: NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding http://onion.com/1iinBcE pic.twitter.com/eJaqm50utY” @lysandraws @MarvDiv
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“@TheOnion: NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding http://onion.com/1iinBcE pic.twitter.com/eJaqm50utY” @lysandraws @MarvDiv
@TheOnion @jeff_foust No intelligent life on that planet.
@TheOnion Actually, NASA sent the Rover into Congress to find signs of "intelligent life". It came back with absolutely nothing!
@SPMurphy67 @TheOnion @SebTianForm Does this mean Congressional brain power cumulatively equates to a lower intelligence than earthworms?!?
@SPMurphy67 @TheOnion Then it's based on Fact and should be considered True. Just as we all suspected. We elected a bunch of D-A's
@TheOnion shadow is reversed
@TheOnion ~The *landscape* looks bleak, as usual.
@TheOnion Unfortunately, the mission was abandoned after the rover became hopelessly stuck as it fell into #MarcoRubio's gaping mouth hole.
@TheOnion They should ask @MittRomney He's great at wasting other people's money
@TheOnion THIS IS AN OUTRAGE 
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