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@reyemhol_relyt@TheOnion this is exactly how I plan to test prospective wives
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@TheOnion dully noted!#lifegoalsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The bros can relate. “
@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's first date ideas https://amp.twimg.com/v/c02dff8b-a5e1-419a-9385-548f83932d1d …”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Take her fishing on the worst possible day so that she will never ask to go again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is perfect in every way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The BRAZIL, on the verge of a civil war .. Thanks to greed and hunger for power SQUID AND DILMA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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