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"The US as yet remains largely unaffected by this increase in ice cream consumption speed."
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@TheOnion We must prepare our health care-systems for the future brain freeze epidemic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jones4440 NASA says polar ice caps are growing! http://tinyurl.com/mt65uc6 Don't buy Obama's global warming lie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PolitiBunny I'll do my part. JSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CaitieAllen23 another reason to recycleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We're already doubling our ice cream consumption@capgaznewsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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