@TheOnion It's called Cocaine people...
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@TheOnion@jen_williams Two choices to prevent hangovers. 1, don't drink and 2, don't stop drinking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jacobroberson85 lol I love the oniorn
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@TheOnion Water won't but Gatorade willThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AmeriCanadians or just smoke some weed and you're good.. As long as you don't cough and puke lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Suggestion: cut waaay back on booze. Try strawberry lemonade instead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hangovers are for quittersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't drink.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mostly "dammit"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shut your truck up,Ya buttwad
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@TheOnion It does speed up recoveryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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