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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Sep 2015

    Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sexhttp://onion.com/1IAejhh 

    5:15 AM - 1 Sep 2015
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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat 1 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Oh no, a satire paper wrote something not politically correct! Grab your torches and pitchforks!

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      1. H-hewwoween?‏ @quendergeer 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this is some lowest common denominator bullshit right here "lol queers amirite?"

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      1. ann gehan‏ @anngehan 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @norascott_

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      1. Josiah Upton‏ @JosiahUpton 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Steel yourselves, the SJWs are coming...

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      1. rachael‏ @mcgoawayylmao 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @chloeluvsjesus

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      1. Kurt Hoyt‏ @kurtinatlanta 1 Sep 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sex http://onion.com/1IAejhh ” - Will be real, not joke, within 5 yrs if not already.

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      2. Kay‏ @HackneyKay 1 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Tebler that makes no sense ,

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      3. Tarah Hercus‏ @Tebler 1 Sep 2015
        Replying to @HackneyKay

        @HackneyKay @TheOnion It's a silly satire article making fun of people who let children decide if they want to be a boy or a girl : )

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      1. Taz the "Get Rid of the Nazis" Pika‏ @OchotonidKnight 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @zikotter You're off your game, Onion.

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      1. Eleanor Thain‏ @EleanorThain 1 Sep 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sex http://onion.com/1IAejhh ”.... Would that help?

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      1. kristina cline‏ @kristinacloudy 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion not too far away from the future. "Don't let your genitals tell you something you don't want to hear."

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      1. Jordan Sloan‏ @JordanSloan82 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @chandlersloan

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      1. Charles Hamerle‏ @CharlesHamerle 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion John Boehner & Mitch McConnell don't have testicles. Ask them if they do, because they don't.

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      1. Freak O’ Fins‏ @Freakofins 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion y'all doing hard news now?

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      1. Jason French‏ @notshotguitar 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this is a headline where one apostrophe changes everything.

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      1. a clown car full of ghosts‏ @rotatingcube 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion this is bad

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      1. CHRIST‏ @mechrist51 1 Sep 2015
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        @theonion 😐yeah well what till it finds out its a democrat😄

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      1. norman m canter NYC‏ @normancanter 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion -Progressive parents don't intrude on their children....don't peek.

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion HOPING FOR CAREER IN FASHION INDUSTRY?

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Wha a horrible prom date it would be.

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