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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Aug 2015

    Ted Cruz Worried All The Good Countries To Wall Off Taken By Other Candidates http://onion.com/1UnMSxX pic.twitter.com/EDN8mBRd7M

    12:35 PM - 31 Aug 2015
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      1. jefferzin‏ @MyInfo15455236 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion oh ya flooding are country with illegals is hilarious! !laugh it up onion

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      1. steve-a-rino‏ @Scapetern 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion What about the oceans? East and West coasts need something too

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      1. S D Winkler‏ @sdwinkler 31 Aug 2015
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        S D Winkler Retweeted The Onion

        How about a trench between Alaska-Canada? We can call it Moat McKinley @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/638435023809417217 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Ted Cruz Worried All The Good Countries To Wall Off Taken By Other Candidates http://onion.com/1UnMSxX  pic.twitter.com/EDN8mBRd7M
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      1. Holt McKeithan‏ @HoltMcKeithan 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @robmayo98

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      1. johnny in SC‏ @johnnygolf123 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Ted Cruz is (nearly) living proof that Al Lewis is alive and well#Munsters#Grandpa

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      1. joseph stokesbary‏ @josephstokesbar 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @VoteMuck he could wall off his big mouth.

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      1. Jon Murray‏ @JonSMurray 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @GoldyHA it's about time we put a wall around Belgium. I don't even want those guys getting to the Netherlands, much less here.

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      1. Karol Franks‏ @okarol 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion forget a wall, just annex Mexico.

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      1. John the Person‏ @johntheperson 1 Sep 2015
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        .@TheOnion Couldn't he just wall off Texas? *That* would get bipartisan support.

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      1. Steve Furman‏ @stevefurman 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca Reality has finally caught up with The Onion. Time to find a new business model. :-)

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      1. Vote 4 The Hair‏ @Liberals4Trump 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion not a Joke if your #Canada, our number one trade partner. Those darn #Canadian anchor babies like @tedcruz.

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      1. Bill Stewart, now extra scary for October!‏ @BillStewart415 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Sarah Palin's letting Trump build a wall near her front porch to keep the Russians out.

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      1. Love, X‏ @amanz19901 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @AblativMeatshld there's always Bermuda!

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      1. Richard Carter‏ @PoCarterr 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion He clearly has no imagination. Plus, doesn't he get Dibs on Canada, seeing as he was born there? #backoffwalkercanadaiscruz'

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      1. Dwight Winthrop‏ @oricalenews 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion TED please only a GOP FOOL would be concerned that all the STUPID WALL ideas had been used DO NOT HAVE IDEAS ? SHUT DOWN

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      1. LynnWilson‏ @ninnynoomy 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Ha ha!

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      1. JoeSchmoe‏ @JoeSchmoe987654 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion why not wall of the coast lines?

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      1. World Traveler‏ @EnkiSpeaking 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @moorehn No wonder @SenTedCruz is sad about @ScottWalker Canadian wall, Ted was born in Canada! His country isolated from USA?!

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