“@TheOnion: Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason http://onion.com/1MWMZA5 pic.twitter.com/LwohO06eTn” @ me
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“@TheOnion: Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason http://onion.com/1MWMZA5 pic.twitter.com/LwohO06eTn” @ me
@TheOnion Apparently @TheGoodGodAbove has asked @itvjeremykyle for a DNA test on Jesus?
@TheOnion @youshlaaag 2015 years of virginity not a good reason?
@TheOnion @BogdanosKostas
Πολυ άσπρο για να ειναι δάκρυ.
Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason http://onion.com/1MWMZA5 pic.twitter.com/3R4AVpXlzw via @TheOnion
@TheOnion this is a joke lie 
@TheOnion Apparently this church is the least religious in their town. The contempt for this statue is disgraceful! NO WONDER SHE CRIES!
@TheOnion There's a litany of good reasons, surely?!
@TheOnion there's always a good reason to cry. Like, climate change, the uncertainty of reality. I'm crying right now.
@TheOnion she's crying because this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
@TheOnion she cries because of all the sinny sinniness.
@TheOnion Trump was wrong, women don't bleed from their eyes.
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