@TheOnion You guys really need to hire an actual compositor....that is AWFULLY fake looking
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@zephyrslair@TheOnion I think that's part of the joke...
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@TheOnion hands on head put head between knees and kiss your ass goodbye.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when I was in college I saw poster depicting said drill rules except for the last and most important: go to hallway squat placeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Powerful video. The survival of the species is at stake. The species of politician.
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@TheOnion once upon a time when I was in grade school we lived under threat of nuclear war so we had drills-same as for tornadoes. LaterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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