@TheOnion For the first time, they will average over 10,000 imaginary friends each.
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@TheOnion Yu really could have done a good job with this...and it was terrible. This is very badly done. Who references Al Roker? Are you 55 -
@kylectyrrell@TheOnion ..thats kinda recent and he is currently active......
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@TheOnion once upon a time ... money spiders and flying ants, stag beetles on hot summers daysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 64th consecutive generation to save Texas Instruments from bankruptcy. Too funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I remember the water stoppage of Y2K I risked cross contamination and thirst for an hour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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