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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Aug 2015

    How Trump Continues To Lead The Polls http://onion.com/1KVnYAH pic.twitter.com/UgbYmNgtx1

    10:30 AM - 30 Aug 2015
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    • Author Martha Mejia Marilda Soto(Tata) Kim Jones María de los Ángeles Alex Mark Philip Graziani Paty Rojas Kate
    23 replies 251 retweets 286 likes
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      2. Loves Bitca‏ @LovesBitca 30 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Mobius___Strip I thought the Onion was supposed to be Satire. That was pretty accurate.

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      1. Pedro‏ @lapedrod 1 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Who is the pathetic 'Onion' IDIOT that wrote the piece on 'How Trump Continues' The STOOGE is too scared to state his name on it.

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      1. Othoniel. R‏ @yosif2000 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DeniseDresserG Trump is not guilty... the guilty is the mexican government because do not create employments...

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      1. Rostro Anónimo‏ @Gorjista 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DeniseDresserG ¡Heil Donald!pic.twitter.com/ETYpBhtc34

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion rapid decline in voter's intelligence has a lot to do with it

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      1. Funny-er‏ @RyanMMDobbs 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @bkesling Trump only reminds me that a circled dollar sign is all that's left when you stack the word polls just right.

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      1. Dave Dixon  ✋‏ @DaveDixon4 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @richardcalhounpic.twitter.com/pCGXDWuXYp

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      1. Lisa A. Stevenson V.‏ @Lisannevlt 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion dump the trump

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      1. dakotakotaro‏ @itkinus 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion someone stop him

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      1. Starman‏ @michaelstack10 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion One for one, and all for one!

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      1. Ixtab‏ @ceyusa 30 Aug 2015
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        @DeniseDresserG retuitar a @TheOnion en este contexto no es buena idea, ya que es un sitio de sátira.

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      1. Matt Quade‏ @MattQuade 30 Aug 2015
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        "@TheOnion: How Trump Continues To Lead The Polls http://onion.com/1KVnYAH  pic.twitter.com/6Vkf8N3uV8" I love the Onion sometimes, lol ❤

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      1. Dwight Winthrop‏ @oricalenews 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Donald has exposed The GOP party as to not having any plans to help AMERICANS at all . The NO policy has backfired

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      1. chadwick d smith‏ @ChaddouglasC 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion let the rich pay all the taxes

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