@TheOnion That is something. You have to pay to leave New Jersey.
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@TheOnion@ShakeyGraves why did darth vader music start playing in my head the moment i saw this pic???#slcnativeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey now. Don't knock Utah. Utah has nice things, which is more than most states can say these days.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time http://onion.com/1NGThW5 ”@bllclaytonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sometime satire hits frighteningly close to reality. “
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1NGThW5 pic.twitter.com/SY1S0Tppuh”
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@TheOnion nice@danfolger tag on the pic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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