@normalhurtado7 lol I still have water in both ears 
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@TheOnion ya that's what that gets used forThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this needs to be improved with the 5 blade model.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i would buy thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Multiple use for ear and anal swab, For anal use use a dab of vaseline. Hint, if using for both purposes, use for ear first! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Now I know what I've been missing in my life! Got to have it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wasn't this advertised on@ashleymadison .com?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only this was true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion About time somebody came out with this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Q-Tip Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1KTmQ0C pic.twitter.com/PnO8mRxRl3”. Think how good it would feel!
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So cool!! I need this! “
@TheOnion: Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1KTmQ0C pic.twitter.com/P9BfmAmwtC”
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