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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2015

    Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1KTmQ0C pic.twitter.com/smYnpL6fKN

    2:30 PM - 29 Aug 2015
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      1. Maria‏ @Macabad17 31 Aug 2015
        Replying to @normalhurtado7

        @normalhurtado7 lol I still have water in both ears 😢

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      1. Mario Cirignani‏ @mariocirignani 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ya that's what that gets used for

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      1. HANNAH IF YOU ARE READING THIS GO DRINK WATER‏ @hanowagno 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @WilKenney omg

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      1. ZD‏Verified account @ZachDionne 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion be careful @JaclynBogner

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      1. Just Marty‏ @MartyChenette 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this needs to be improved with the 5 blade model.

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      1. Anonymous‏ @NormallyFunny 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion i would buy this

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      2. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Multiple use for ear and anal swab, For anal use use a dab of vaseline. Hint, if using for both purposes, use for ear first!

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      1. Glenn Charles‏ @oregonnerd 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion What?

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      1. Eric Y. Theriault‏ @etheriau 29 Aug 2015
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        @theonion Can't wait to pick these up at @Costco . What will that be, packs of 600 for $11,000?

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      1. Larry Thomas Bell‏ @LarryThomasBell 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Now I know what I've been missing in my life! Got to have it.

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      1. Cire  🤔 ⏳ 🇺🇸‏ @loudstone 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Wasn't this advertised on @ashleymadison .com?

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      1. Gustavo Garcia‏ @FREELANCEPERV 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion If only this was true.

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      1. Rick Dalton‏ @HandDowns 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion About time somebody came out with this.

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      1. tiffany brott‏ @marvella30 29 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Q-Tip Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1KTmQ0C  pic.twitter.com/PnO8mRxRl3”. Think how good it would feel!

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      1. Benjamin‏ @BenGarcia92 29 Aug 2015
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        So cool!! I need this! “@TheOnion: Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1KTmQ0C  pic.twitter.com/P9BfmAmwtC”

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      1. Sweta‏ @putdlimeindcoco 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @skishan11

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