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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2015

    Female Trump Supporters Just Feel More Comfortable With GOP Candidate Who’s Openly Horrible To Themhttp://onion.com/1KTmpU2 

    10:30 AM - 29 Aug 2015
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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Normsmusic Trump treats women as sluts to use and abuse Women have not all learned to have self respect, self confidence

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      2. £va  🇺🇸‏ @fiddlestix007 29 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What a crock! Trump has promised to take care of women, veterans, secure borders & bring back jobs & he will! #Trump2016

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic it is not that easy for women to fight for themselves when they were taught to sacrifice everything

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic Yet my Dad said that God actually gave him a girl who was more man than most men - a compliment

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      1. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion They're perfect examples of how human beings have been hacked for centuries.

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic Yet I will not stand and see women treated as second class

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Trump personifies the misogyny females demonstrate by enabling their own abusers.

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      1. Gillian Bauer‏ @GillianBauer3 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Female Trump supporters should be locked in mental wards. Isn't that what they do to you when you threaten self harm??

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      1. HorrorShow Seminole‏ @FSUcinnamonroll 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion You guys doing real news now? smh

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion He may want to marry one of their children some day.

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic One of my best friends stopped talking to me for over a year bc I beat up her boyfriend who was hitting her

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic I had to fight two guys because they were trying to beat up their significant other - I stopped them

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic I grew up watching women constantly trying to please men even at the risk of their own lives

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      2. Gillian Bauer‏ @GillianBauer3 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Hitler wanted to make Germany 'great again' and 'strong again' Look how it turned out for those willing 2 believe anything. Rubble

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      2. Truth Matters‏ @one4REALchange 29 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect candidates for Stepford Wives... or perhaps they already are? @realDonaldTrump @TheOnion

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      3. Poopy MaGee‏ @thecrapmeister 30 Aug 2015
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        @one4REALchange @realDonaldTrump @TheOnion Hhhmmm? Judging Woman and their lifestyle choices? Are you a sexist Republican who hates women?

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      1. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Normsmusic I thank my dad for the compliment but asked him why can't a woman be strong?

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