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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2015

    Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOP’s Female Experience Simulator http://onion.com/1EnxeRl pic.twitter.com/twnUSykasQ

    7:30 PM - 28 Aug 2015
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      1. Vincent Menezes‏ @vincentmenezes 29 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scott Walker Watches #CandidatesEmergeShaken From GOP’s #FemaleExperienceSimulator .@TheOnion http://onion.com/1EnxeRl pic.twitter.com/3AB1o5yXOM

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      2. Jennifer Noricks‏ @crowdjen 29 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @bexala Fabulous!

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      3. Poopy MaGee‏ @thecrapmeister 30 Aug 2015
        Replying to @crowdjen

        @crowdjen @TheOnion @bexala Super Delicious Fabulous is what you mean. With tasty tidbits sprinkled on top.

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      1. Poopy MaGee‏ @thecrapmeister 30 Aug 2015
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        @clarkth4 @TheOnion Yep. Super realistic for a liberal.

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      1. Derrick Fenley‏ @djf123 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion #TheNewVaginaMonologues

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      2. Robyn Goulevitch‏ @GoulieRobyn 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion until they have a baby it is barely lifting the covers

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      3. Robyn Goulevitch‏ @GoulieRobyn 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion but love the idea of a female simulator experience for the boys. V Good idea

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      1. RepublicanChrisRock‏ @spiritof1972 31 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Good wholesome left-wing comedy from the Onion!

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      1. Jenica Fahey‏ @JenicaFahey 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion: Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOPs Female Experience Simulator http://onion.com/1EnxeRl pic.twitter.com/OGVUn72vTk

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      1. Stephen Nadeau‏ @Unskilledturtle 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion they should build a wall around it #elxn42

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      1. (((Toby Epstein)))‏ @TheTobster111 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @missb62 he is lucky they walked out at all.

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      1. Ima Khivar‏ @AntarianRani 30 Aug 2015
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        The boys can't relate. @TheOnion @Jack2John #ElectWomenhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/637452267428442113 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOP’s Female Experience Simulator http://onion.com/1EnxeRl  pic.twitter.com/twnUSykasQ
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      1. IAm QuiteReal‏ @OpheliasHonor 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes, it's a cheap shot. But so is requiring a wand through someone's cervix. Tho I'm sure Jeb's reaction is the 22% pay cut. Ouch

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      1. Jim (F.O.D.)‏ @brownscuddahadm 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion no free abortions, which is only issue women care about

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      1. kurrawong‏ @judiq45 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @BernardKeane I wish!

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      1. Ernest Malley‏ @ErnestMalley 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @BernardKeane ... or they've just gotten their orders from the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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