@TheOnion everyone is pulling together now to spread more stupid shit than ever before. My mom is tweeting too!
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@TheOnion that's so funny to me for some reason. I luv u onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion press release from Toilets: 6 billion served in a day..amazing truly an special day in history.(1bill pooped in woods/constipated)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've never be so unimpressed with so many people at the same timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why Big Brothers numbers are down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion That's it. Now i know this is Hell... when the Onion news is not even satirical anymore. Kill me now.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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