@TheOnion you will have to wrestle to get these nukes
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@TheOnion A.K.A. USAF SECURITY FORCES!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's awesome, but, can they move their arms?#justsaying#Radiolife#thenewsthangThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I so wish this were true! Too bad they're really just guarded by bureaucracy and locks.#nuclearapocalypseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes...YESSSSSSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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