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@TheOnion It was the best of times.It was the worst of times.We were all moving towards heaven.We were all going to hell.(Tale of 2 Cities.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion President Schrödinger 2016Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sketchdoge@TheOnion@chipfoxx Yeah I guess that's what they're saying
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@TheOnion@GCGodfrey The Onion: One of the few things left that gives me a laugh now & then. Have a great day!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RMcElhenney I blame the parents..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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