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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Aug 2015

    Hubble Telescope Discovers Giant Amelia Earhart Statue On Distant Planetpic.twitter.com/2016GwZQEy

    8:25 AM - 27 Aug 2015
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    • Sarah Stone bucolic idealism Parker Peterson 🌊 Missy 🌪🌈 👠 ✝️🅰️✌️🛴💿🎋 diggity dan ‘ron ‘iver Benedict Townsend Egg  (*´ω`*)
    27 replies 872 retweets 1,499 likes
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      2. Tammy Kelly‏ @Tarrellkelly 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion didn't Brian Williams already do this story? lmao

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Jane Laitinen‏ @LaitinenJane 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Tarrellkelly

        @Tarrellkelly @TheOnion Yeah....he was the one who went up there and placed it there. Or maybe he thought if it first....

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hangrimus Smith‏ @HangryHangryHip 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion There is no Amelia, there is only Zul.

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      1. †White0leander†‏ @sixlett 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion aha, so that's where she's been hiding!

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      2. toobs‏ @_toobs 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ivyhopeburns this one

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      3. Kelly RIPTA‏ @moon_wort 27 Aug 2015
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        @younghotscabies @TheOnion Yas! Amelia! QWEEN!

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      2. DitchxDiggerson‏ @HuckstepRichard 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @jadedjenny71 it's 19,000 feet tall and, apparently something to do with the culture that created it, it farts every 37 minutes

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      3. Jennifer W‏ @jadedjenny71 28 Aug 2015
        Replying to @HuckstepRichard

        @HuckstepRichard hmm...or built on an active volcano, perhaps. :P

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      4. DitchxDiggerson‏ @HuckstepRichard 28 Aug 2015
        Replying to @jadedjenny71

        @jadedjenny71 that could be it

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Carl Harrison‏ @webstriker 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion She's ALIVE.... She beat us to the distant systems and had her followers erect large statues of her. Wait till they all line up..!

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      1. Ron‏ @TallyOkie 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion TOO SOON!!!!!

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      1. Dan Miller‏ @Real_World_Ging 16 Sep 2015
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        . @TheOnion I've been laughing at this for 3 weeks straight.

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      1. Order_of_Zion‏ @Tiny_Chrononaut 8 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Apparently aliens know what kind of person really deserves statues.

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      1. Kendahl‏ @kendown 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @lisaisanauthor Dang, she really was off course!

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      1. Leslie Scott‏ @LeslieAScott 27 Aug 2015
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        .@TheOnion: Hubble Telescope Discovers Giant Amelia Earhart Statue On Distant Planetpic.twitter.com/vV9nymZBCm

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      1. @WilsonFrontier  🖖🏻‏ @WilsonFrontier 27 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Hubble Telescope Discovers Giant Amelia Earhart Statue On Distant Planet pic.twitter.com/m0escpCJko” I wish!!!

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      1. Todd Beavis IV‏ @titamarus69 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion sexy.

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