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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Aug 2015

    Everyone Who Started Watching 'Mad Money' In 2005 Now Billionaires http://onion.com/1hGNItP pic.twitter.com/Seb95pYUnX

    7:31 AM - 27 Aug 2015
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    21 replies 654 retweets 1,053 likes
      1. SouthernRock  🌊‏ @SouthernRock3 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @fredric_wertham LOL! People, you do realize this is a joke.

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      1. Steven Criss‏ @AllSystemsGo_SC 27 Aug 2015
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        😭 RT @TheOnion: Everyone Who Started Watching 'Mad Money' In 2005 Now Billionaires http://onion.com/1hGNItP pic.twitter.com/k8fBYn3mg8

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      1. bsheehy‏ @bsheehy1971 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this is 100% true. I just topped the $1B mark!! thanks @jimcramer

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      1. Zachary Shrier‏ @zshrier 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Jim - you will love this! @jimcramer

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      1. ofus‏ @ofus 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion This is rich.

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      1. SFBartender‏ @SBartender 27 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Everyone Who Started Watching 'Mad Money' In 2005 Now Billionaires http://onion.com/1hGNItP  pic.twitter.com/tx2RXWZseO” LOLOLOLOL

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      1. Steve Purificati‏ @stevepurf 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

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      1. Alonzo‏ @AlonzoHudkinsiv 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @ghoshworld When liars get so absurd in their fantasies that even small children would disbelieve, then it is time to worry.

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      1. Kumo Wizard‏ @Kumowizard 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Brenda_Kelly and some who keep on watching this bs may go bankrupt soon.

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      1. Justin Randolph‏ @ComedyCultist 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Had to retweet this money ball was the best show to watch while being high XD

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      1. Eric Rosenberg‏ @ericdr 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @jessefelder some of em are pretty rich though.

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      1. Laura Hammond‏ @lazyltng222 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion not

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      1. Brandon Tyler  ✝️ 🎮 💻‏ @BrandonTyler 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @KrisHeckmann Hilarious.

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      1. Sam Page‏ @sampagemusic 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I can't believe he's still on the air.

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      1. Chris Elliott‏ @just_elliott 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @charlesglen is this where your $$$ came from lol

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      1. MegaBELL‏ @4c7f21ac5bb74b0 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Cool. ☺.

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      1. BARSTOW‏ @teres_n 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion P.T. Barnum

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      1. Kramerican Capital‏ @kramericancap 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanks a lot @JoeSquawk

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