@TheOnion But the one really in charge is the guy to attaches the whip to the machine! #stupidity101
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@TheOnion That would be funny if it weren't really something about to happen. Eerily similar plots have already been hatched!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Fus_Ro_Dakka Uh huh, and then what?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh..hell yea..roll the dice..mabe they will be kind to us..or notThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Such scientists should be from California. The world just wouldn't, couldn't have it any other way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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