@TheOnion When asked how they liked using the Electric Ear Swab, most consumers responded, "What?!"
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@TheOnion Shut up and take my money!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You know I would buy this RT "
@TheOnion: Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1hGOR4N pic.twitter.com/vaSRpjxPlL”
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@TheOnion you just know it's going to be used as a sex toy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make sure you don't put it in too deep & scramble your brain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @CarlToddHand sold at adult storesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I once heard a doctor say " never put anything in your ear that is smaller than your elbow. "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion attention ENTs!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'd buy that. “
@TheOnion: Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1hGOR4N pic.twitter.com/L4la6HEiuJ”
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@TheOnion Awesome. Can be used for noses too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pease take my moneyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what could go wrong
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@TheOnion before I read it I thought this was real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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