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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Aug 2015

    Trump appeals to a widespread desire to see the nation implode sooner rather than later http://onion.com/1hGOEP1 pic.twitter.com/2RjhJBRlZy

    2:41 PM - 26 Aug 2015
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      2. Michael Bell‏ @MagnetoRex4Life 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion if Trump and Hillary are the best we can do as a country, we might as well give up

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      3. Ryan Deterding‏ @ryan_deterding 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @MagnetoRex4Life

        @MagnetoRex4Life @TheOnion we have Sanders, but taking issues seriously as a candidate doesn't make for an entertaining news bit

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      1. The Blake Panther‏ @Freaksteil 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I know this is an Onion article, but I think this one might be spot on.

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      2. elsie  ⚰️‏ @EliseBrasel 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @notthatskiba he gives me anxiety.

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      3. jackie?‏ @notthatskiba 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @EliseBrasel

        @EliseBrasel @TheOnion he should give the entire country anxiety

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      1. austinsmoak‏ @austinsmoak3 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KevinGFox Honestly- not sure this is satire at this pt. Can't bring myself to believe that ppl actually think he is a good idea

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      1. Igwe Kalu Kalu Ogba‏ @masteriggy 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @billmon1 Perhaps a good idea to go bankrupt and get it over with

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      1. Geri Creque‏ @gbcreque 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Again you're hitting so close to the truth with this. I want to see Trump's head implode!!

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      1. Anchor + Bell‏ @anchorandbell 26 Aug 2015
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        .@TheOnion I laughed. But I'm still afraid.

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      1. Varo DerBedrosian‏ @OfficiallyVaro 26 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The onion although is a joke it's innuendos have hints of reality attached not healthy for nation.

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      2. MarieTweets‏ @mkues65 27 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion are you kidding? Onion is obviously jealous of Trumps success

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      3. jt‏ @jt_______ 27 Aug 2015
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        @mkues65 @TheOnion I'm with you Marie

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      1. Art Moves‏ @Artmoves1 29 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @skennison The Only American left in the field.

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      1. Marge Davis‏ @Marjee123 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @skennison Trump leads in the polls because he is telling the bigots&racist in the republican party what they want to hear

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      1. CAMELOT CASTLE‏ @johnmappin 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion GREAT NEWS!! WE GOT 33:1 CAMELOT CASTLE ENGLAND AND THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE SUPPORTS TRUMP...http://nypost.com/2015/08/19/trumps-biggest-fan-is-a-british-scientologist-who-lives-in-a-castle/ … …

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      1. Lex Luthor for Trump‏ @Lex4Trump 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I demand this defamatory article be retracted! Rich fascists have rights! In fact, way more rights than you do. #Trump2016

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      1. Keith‏ @mkbinla 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @John_Scotus um, the idiots who supported King Hussein were the ones wanting immediate #implosion

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      1. Trump Supporter‏ @Trumpublican99 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion your stupid. $19 trillion in debt and 25% real unemployment with the idiots you have elected the last 30 years.

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      1. M. Valladares-C.‏ @elmaikdumid 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion The question is: Is there so much Hate, Bigotry, Ignorance & Selfishness in our White Republican Country folks? Is that Christian?

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      1. D Peterson Carpenter‏ @DRPC_1A 26 Aug 2015
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        @nelaknight @TheOnion 440 electoral days left *Washington State Voters Do So Frm Home All Ballots USPS #DumpTrumppic.twitter.com/eIIR42rTzZ

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