@TheOnion Ever since @DairyQueen found his name on #Ashley Madison @BurgerKing will stick his pickle in any willing set of buns he can find
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@TheOnion DO IT!!!!!!


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@TheOnion It even sounds good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think I'll launch an ad campaign to ask my boss for a raise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Poison food meet poison food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just like the aggregate mixture at the bottom of a garbage can, and every bit as nutriciousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More junk food beautyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm pretty sure that's what one derogatarily calls us Italian-Irish mixes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HabsLions McDonald's shot down the idea
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@TheOnion Amazing! Two shitty foods combined into ONE SHITTY FOODThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the ultimate heart attack!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cheese referee? Nice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion more cows slaughtered?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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