@TheOnion We can fix that! Just THINK while reading the Bible. Cured me!!
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@TheOnion Absolutely brilliant!!! One of the best Onion headlines yet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@smartinnj@TheOnion this is a satirical website..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion exept Jesus Christ!!! He died on the cross for our sins -
@TalonKieffner nope, he just died
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@TheOnion@TheLightKnight_ this is so satirically brilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AdamSinger LOL "Keeping this secret obsession with radical right-wing dogma hidden away is tearing me apart."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TBonnetteKim I've heard that can happen, but I didn't think it was true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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