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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Aug 2015

    Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know http://onion.com/1UbRNCa pic.twitter.com/o3PPbOyY2q

    7:02 AM - 26 Aug 2015
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      1. HΟWΛRD JVNCΛ‏ @howardjunca 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion yes! thanks for the advice. That's perfect to avoid meeting new persons or -eventually- get new friends or enemies in your life.

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      1. Shannon Severance‏ @srseverance 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Popehat My six year old son will be deeply disappointed to hear that.

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      1. chandler‏ @channndler96 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @floopthatpig

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      1. Oswin Oswald 🎱‏ @badwolfbitchh 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion THANK YOU

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      1. Devin Clark‏ @DevinusClarkus 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @MattyLC_

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      2. Alison Wotton‏ @alisonwotton 26 Aug 2015
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        Did @TheOnion conduct this study in Seattle? "Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know"http://onion.com/1UbRNCa 

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      3. Inject Mellowcreme Pumpkins into my Veins‏ @KevinNelson84 26 Aug 2015
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        @alisonwotton @TheOnion I live in Seattle!!!! Just like you!!!!! ... oh no, I violated the study

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Try stalking women in grocery stores-especially a married woman pushing a cart that won't work and looks like she's in a hurry..

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      1. Chris Fournier‏ @cdfornya 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion If that's the T in Boston don't even look at me.

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      1. evan a-h‏ @evanadamshanson 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Thatcher_Jensen the 6 downtown

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      1. Jamie Valentine Krencisz‏ @Nien_Nunbnuts 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Just drown them out with repeated thoughts of "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE."

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      1. Ang #831  🐜‏ @gigiamk30 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zachgilford713 also, uncomfortable elevator silence gives me more anxiety than people talking. I call bullshit on that report.

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      1. Ang #831  🐜‏ @gigiamk30 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zachgilford713 being rude and unkind is teaching our kids to grow up to be assholes. We don't need anymore assholes.

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      1. Ang #831  🐜‏ @gigiamk30 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zachgilford713 that's ridiculous. A little "good morning" when someone holds the door or something is fine.

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      1. Johnna Klein‏ @mommajohnnaof3 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zachgilford713 Disagree.

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      1. Ajay Jariwala‏ @ajaypjariwala 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion maybe true for people living & making friends on facebook & twitter only. Sorry...don't agree. #socialanxietydisorder

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      1. [Insert Funny Name]‏ @SatiricalSam 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion it's only ok if you do it in a rude manner and call them derogatory terms...and if you're from NY, boston, or Chicago.

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      1. Garrick‏ @ThatGuyGarrick 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I call BS. Some of the best conversations are with total strangers!

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