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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2015

    Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again http://onion.com/1JwYyg7 pic.twitter.com/Jm2Z5c9TgV

    1:20 PM - 25 Aug 2015
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      2. Professor DoucheCanoe‏ @Nargoil 25 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion any american who votes for him in anyway needs to be put into a rocket and fired into the sun

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      1. Eduardo Reyes‏ @eduardo_reyes__ 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion He hasn't shown his birth certificate

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      1. Middle Management WorkerBee‏ @nocalray 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Has America gone over to the dark side? Embrace your hatred! Let your Anger empower you! Trump, Vader 2016

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      1. X‏ @MrAndersonNEO 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion He will destry everyone come election day. I have yuge money on him.

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      1. Stu banham‏ @stubanham 29 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion DVDs abhn m

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion he would win (DISASTER) if he adopted the slogan, "Fuck It All, vote trumpy"

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      1. Clyde Christian‏ @clydestuary 26 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion '8' http://www.amazon.com/Porn-Expo-Psycho-Day-Christian-ebook/dp/B00VZA9AZ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1440574978&sr=8-1&keywords=porn+expo …

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Limit polling to psych wards of prominent private hospitals.

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      1. Don James‏ @DonJame28854208 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion yes but he needs to focus on the issues and less on Megan K😐

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      1. Kenny‏ @phipps_kenny 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @thegrassis

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      1. Chris Geslak‏ @chris_geslak 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ddgengen#d#wwf#

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Trump's entire premise is that U.S. is not great, not winning, not dominating. False & dangerous reasoning to follow.

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      1. Khrys‏ @Ktjohns123 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion like every empire before us we will crumble.

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      1. Heaman McQueen‏ @Guymc2 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Donald Trump has made the Republicans all look like fools

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      1. Raymond Reynosa‏ @rreynosa78222 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion trump has his head so far up his ass that he believes what he says

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Only problem with that is he doesn't say when America was great in his opinion.

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      1. X‏ @MrAndersonNEO 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Thats because all the others are focused on themselves.

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