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@TheOnion *Not for use in ears.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would buy thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion drill away ehThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SoAliciaSays@TheOnion I ordered a dozenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Q-Tips Introduces New Multi-Speed Electric Ear Swab http://onion.com/1Ege1AP pic.twitter.com/z5KzT3JYKW”:Earporn!
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@TheOnion@amy_spind I want oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can I connect to it via Bluetooth and control it from my smartphone?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm waiting for the version has plunging action as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FinallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so I can finally put my Dremel away!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'd love this for real. RT
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@TheOnion Hitachi called, they want their Magic Wand back...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would definitely buy thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Been using my cordless drill to accomplish the same thing for years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Someone would buy this with the sole intent of suing the shitbiscuits out of the maker. "Box didn't say not to use it in my nose."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion $1 for the electric swab, $10 each for the cotton head replacements.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion goodbye eardrums!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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