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@TheOnion u forgot travel to spain, get some Bull fighting lesson and deal w the problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion put boob on their chair.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've found pecking their eyes out works. Also taking a shit on their car works for anyoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where was this information years ago The Onion? Ken Pullen obviously needed to have this advice earlier.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stop bullying!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If all that advise fails, just hire a bigger bully to beat the crap out of them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't watch as at work but I do hope this is tasteful, touchy subject :/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion while this may be satire it is definitely not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I usually just pants 'em.#DropThePleatsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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