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@TheOnion @CarlToddHand never a Fotomat when you need one.
@TheOnion I'd be more worried about what he picked up at the Red Roof Inn
@TheOnion I really liked him as Scarlet O'Hara.
@TheOnion Poor bastard lost his cell then lost his song....New song is....They're Coming To Take Me Away......Ha,Ha
@TheOnion It happens when you are busy handing awards over to your ISIS commander buddies.pic.twitter.com/oyS0ipWqDe
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