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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Aug 2015

    For more world-renowned reportage, visit http://theonion.com pic.twitter.com/RWW53vrR6q

    2:50 PM - 24 Aug 2015
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      1. Kathy French‏ @ofancyfrench 24 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: For more world-renowned reportage, visit http://theonion.com  pic.twitter.com/UMXLx3gHTo”@bradfordk66 #webbelem 💘@TexasELee

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      2. Jon Teckman #FBPE #Stay‏ @Jontwothreefour 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion If that was really all it took then surely R. Kelly would be able to fly too.

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      3. #Aylesbury‏ @_aylesbury 24 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Jontwothreefour

        @Jontwothreefour @TheOnion Don't forget Orville. We really shouldn't. #IWishICouldFly

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      4. Jon Teckman #FBPE #Stay‏ @Jontwothreefour 24 Aug 2015
        Replying to @_aylesbury

        @_aylesbury @TheOnion Orville only wished he could fly - he never truly believed.

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      1. Mr. Caffeine Show‏ @MrCaffeineShow 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion yes, wings and hollow bones have nothing to do with it. Ha!

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      1. Pastor Pending‏ @RecentPastor 24 Aug 2015
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        Is this @TheOnion or the Osteen?

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      1.  🏊🏼‍♀️ 🏊🏼‍♀️‏ @gemybocaj 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @sbdoak2 that's true

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      2. Bermuda Eyes‏ @Angeliquely 24 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion will never get old. Love you guys!

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      3. Beverly McConnell‏ @ventures9 24 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Angeliquely

        @Angeliquely @TheOnion I did not know that about birds

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      1. Ariella Brown‏ @AriellaBrown 28 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion http://uncommoncontent.blogspot.com/2015/08/what-do-you-expect.html …

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      1. Consider The Brain‏ @AutismAgain 27 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @balmeras Umm-they also have wings. Severe Mental Illness is biological. Don't let our Mentally Ill suffer. Reopen state hospitals

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      1. Vincent Menezes‏ @vincentmenezes 25 Aug 2015
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        For more~ #worldrenownedreportage ~ visit >>> .@TheOnion http://theonion.com pic.twitter.com/u6LLpgeo1V

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      1. Asaf Bhai‏ @AsafBhai 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Farelyboy please don't believe in yourself and jump from a tower. Believe in yourself and boldly walk .

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      1. Southern Psychosis‏ @Bama_Bad_Boy 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @amyjofox and Michael Jordan. He believes he can fly.

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      1. Epirita‏ @lagracenua 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion wow & I thought it had something to with their wings attached to them....

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      1. Vidja James‏ @VidjaJames 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @HollyConrad The truth about birbs

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      1. Alex Flis‏ @AlexFlis_ 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @SamKallis I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

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      1. Paul Nash‏ @blktooth 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion and they have wings too!

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      1. Banana P‏ @BananaPatro 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheOnion What about wings,don't those come in handy too? The ostrich,emu,cassowary,rhea,kiwi,penguins,etc are some few exceptions

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      1. Richard Craven‏ @RCSpiritBear 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Thought that was why bumble bees are able to fly.

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