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@TheOnion If that was really all it took then surely R. Kelly would be able to fly too.
@Jontwothreefour @TheOnion Don't forget Orville. We really shouldn't. #IWishICouldFly
@_aylesbury @TheOnion Orville only wished he could fly - he never truly believed.
@TheOnion yes, wings and hollow bones have nothing to do with it. Ha!
Is this @TheOnion or the Osteen?
@TheOnion will never get old. Love you guys!
@Angeliquely @TheOnion I did not know that about birds
@TheOnion @Farelyboy please don't believe in yourself and jump from a tower. Believe in yourself and boldly walk .
@TheOnion @amyjofox and Michael Jordan. He believes he can fly.
@TheOnion wow & I thought it had something to with their wings attached to them....
@TheOnion @HollyConrad The truth about birbs
@TheOnion @SamKallis I've been doing it wrong the whole time.
@TheOnion and they have wings too!
@TheOnion Thought that was why bumble bees are able to fly.
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