@TheOnion Intensities in 10 Cities!
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@TheOnion@BarackObama He will only if Hillary will loan him her van.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama I would spend a year in Hawaii then go on a cruise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHAHAHAH!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kidding me! He's driving the bus!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama Finally he's gonna do something worth talking about.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama A small part of me thinks that's trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BarackObama will reprtdly spend a year following Ted Nugent tour across the USA http://onion.com/1EapZwf via@TheOnionpic.twitter.com/l5ZgXruNXs
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@TheOnion@BarackObama plans to be spokesman for senior burial insurance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama nuclear inspector in Iran...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama A blind leading the blind!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama he'd have a way better time on Phish tour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BarackObama will learn how to skateboard, and star in a series of "Sponsor Me" videosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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