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@TheOnion wanna become scientologists -
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@TheOnion let's start a church of Scientology in Eric's basement -
@thebailhimself@TheOnion do we have a local chapter to help us set up? -
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@TheOnion I'm about to look it up hold on -
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@TheOnion there's one in Elizabeth -
@thebailhimself@TheOnion well what are we waiting for? - 3 more replies
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@TheOnion not for left handed DNAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Planned Parenthood would approve.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am in full supportThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would, but only because your DNA molecule is backward...should twist other direction (I am genetics nerd, obviously)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: From The Archives: pic.twitter.com/ITciHdR5bm” Govt already has and they don't care.
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@TheOnion As long as you put a positive spin on it. Preventive maintenance on the human genome, perhaps?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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