@TheOnion Using the Lord's name in vain is the only semi-constant non-funny verbiage used by The Onion. I'd have you eating soap... really!
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@TheOnion - is this another case of the "Pot calling the kettle Black"?#impassepic.twitter.com/uuowpFkiV5
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@TheOnion virtually everyone I know who's on itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LookinginKC@TheOnion I take that to mean you don't like fruits and vegetables. Do you need fiber?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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