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@TheOnion True. >ISISThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That isn't a fear, it is a reality....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion APT WaitressThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#traumatizing@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf pic.twitter.com/zJQ3PZa6D1
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@TheOnion What if the waiter had Alzheimer's?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The horror! The horror!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf pic.twitter.com/C6tkICQrUY"
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@TheOnion If the waitress forgets abt them then they can leave without paying/They need to see the positive side instead of negativity/fearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf pic.twitter.com/JUdsSe68zA” For now.
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@TheOnion at least it helps prevent an awkward silenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion There's a tipThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've never had a waitress nor waiter forget me,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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