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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2015

    Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf pic.twitter.com/kLXnRtZyPy

    8:31 AM - 22 Aug 2015
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      1. The Dubya‏ @dwellman21 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion S T O R Y O F M Y L I F E

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      1. Sott‏ @s_ott_ 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion True. >ISIS

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      1. Mark H Groth‏ @MHG_Dairy 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion That isn't a fear, it is a reality....

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      1. Snus mumrik‏ @Mumr1k 24 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion APT Waitress

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      1. Licinda Stevens‏ @LicindaStevens 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @CVIEWS This cannot be true-laugh out loud!

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      1. #CSigmaShow‏ @CSigmaShow 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zerohedge #TheStruggleIsReal

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      1. Blue Honey‏ @devans00 22 Aug 2015
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        #traumatizing @TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf pic.twitter.com/zJQ3PZa6D1

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion What if the waiter had Alzheimer's?

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      1. millernium‏ @millerniumtwit 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion The horror! The horror!

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 22 Aug 2015
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        "@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf  pic.twitter.com/C6tkICQrUY"

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      1. Peter Wolf #PeoplesBrexit #PeoplesRef #PeopleVoted‏ @PeterWolfffff 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion If the waitress forgets abt them then they can leave without paying/They need to see the positive side instead of negativity/fear

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      1. Baby Badass‏ @thebabybadass 22 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1NqNOTf  pic.twitter.com/JUdsSe68zA” For now.

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      1. JP Jones‏ @JPJones1776 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @erotao In some overseas cafes and bars they wouldn't wait on me. They just waited for me to leave...

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      1. Carlo Thomas‏ @CarloT3Content 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion at least it helps prevent an awkward silence

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      1. Dogsonasteroids‏ @twittens1986 22 Aug 2015
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        @theonion There's a tip

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      1. Glen W Mclaughlin‏ @GlenWMclaughli1 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I've never had a waitress nor waiter forget me,

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