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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2015

    Investigators have found 200 unread emails from John Kerry http://onion.com/1NqNKmg pic.twitter.com/0c7nkF4xOS

    7:45 AM - 22 Aug 2015
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    • 🕯 Momo Nakamura Meryl Sustarsic meggiespice Augie Augenstein AmericanMom toni miles Garth Exceedingly Unseelie 🏴 The Winter Court is here!
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      1. Daily Potato News‏ @dailypotatonews 25 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion more political news headlines ➡ http://wp.me/p4nebw-1e7 pic.twitter.com/rWKX6k7DTc

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      1. IDAMASTERI‏ @PRANK_STREET 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I have plenty of unread emails. Can someone read them for me. Thx..

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      1. Rick Klauser‏ @klauserNJ 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion can't believe Hillary wouldn't open all of Kerry's emails! This can't be true!

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      1. Brooke Wallace‏ @brooke_harmony 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this made me chuckle out loud 😂

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      1. Mikey Garrabrandt‏ @777CAPTINSAY 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Thoes dis have something 2 do wit Lysol hair spray?

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      1. Danielle Larson‏ @DanielleO_Well 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this is important information, we need to be given updates when more details emerge. Such as, is she an emoji user :)

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      1. Books on Tape‏ @Books_onTape 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @axjames12

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      1. PiedmontPaleo‏ @PiedmontPaleo 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion everything but sound reflection and good judgement.

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      1. Diane M Fairbanks‏ @anniedianemfai1 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion other politicians have failed to follow protocol with their emails so why the stink over Hillary's emails

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      1. maryann‏ @maryannmom 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Not a fan, both Clintons been running for office since age 12, but this Email BS does seem like a vast rightwing conspiracy

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      1. 10-Cerrus Electro‏ @Weekend_45 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion She is Ashley Madison.

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      1. Bob‏ @psudad21 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion why don't they just go to the NSA to get Hillary's missing emails?

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      1. Sal Guerrero‏ @sal__guerrero 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion lol!

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      1. TheAverageChuck‏ @average_chuck 22 Aug 2015
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        Oh no, its getting worse. @theonion

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      1. JOSEPH LEE ROBERTSON‏ @umembamee1 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion an ice cream cone?

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      1. Cort Fernald‏ @CortFernald 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion The Onion will get the bottom of this mess!

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      1. Winsome Pickett‏ @The_SergeMG 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Gotta be some fabulous Groupon offers in there as well.

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      1. Jersey Diner‏ @eggs_over_easy 22 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @instapundit hard to imagine anything more tedious than reading 200 emails from John Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam.

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