@TheOnion it tricks you to think you've already been to dinner and a movie.
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@TheOnion They've had that for years, it's called a giant bank account. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion wow...just wow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion is it true ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you mean vaggagraThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Seek immediate medical care for lusty moods lasting more than four hours.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's known as THE SUPERSOAKERThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it chocolate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@wisconsinandy@TheOnion I'm actually pretty certain it was feminists, not men.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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