@TheOnion You have been Toasted!pic.twitter.com/tzrFBagNHx
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@TheOnion I know I have.
@TheOnion And it's very helpful when interest on CD's are .000001%
@TheOnion @TPerkShow I can attest to this.
@TheOnion Retired Americans will be hitting the streets if Congress doesn't
stop raiding the cookie jar.
@TheOnion @singlepayer Uncomfortably close to be funny.
@TheOnion theyre not fucking around are they
@theonion All 100% true.
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