@TheOnion the environment is weeping lol
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@TheOnion a perfect companion for my seagull poop infused picnic blanket
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@TheOnion quite amusingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what's the point? Aka why east money on dirty napkins. Well that's dumbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can only imagine where this post started out with...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally! Pre-flavored moist wipes that won't let me down in the bathroom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion " Good to the last absorbed drop ! Now,that is power ! "

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