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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Aug 2015

    "We’re not unreasonable; we just need the evidence to be convincing." http://onion.com/1HYvDMA pic.twitter.com/91RudqnyIC

    6:15 PM - 20 Aug 2015
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      2. John Pratt‏ @Jackthelad1947 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "we just need the evidence to be convincing." http://onion.com/1HYvDMA  pic.twitter.com/k7avKxdyst” #Auspol #canningvotes #LNPLast

        1 reply 6 retweets 3 likes
      3. Charles Johnson‏ @87_cjohnson 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Jackthelad1947

        @Jackthelad1947 @TheOnion The evidence this idiot seeks,is when we are starving due to no crops for food or animals and water,what an Idiot!

        1 reply 4 retweets 1 like
      4. Mark Plackett‏ @MarkPlackett1 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @87_cjohnson

        Mark Plackett Retweeted Greenpeace

        @87_cjohnson @Jackthelad1947 @TheOnion you're making this island disappear? #canningvotes #auspolhttps://twitter.com/Greenpeace/status/634258602174234624 …

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        GreenpeaceVerified account @Greenpeace
        This island could disappear under the Pacific Ocean. #ClimateChange http://cnn.it/1JjFbCU  pic.twitter.com/Zx9w7wgrlF
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Charles Johnson‏ @87_cjohnson 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @MarkPlackett1

        @MarkPlackett1 @Jackthelad1947 @TheOnion But at a much faster pace that is being let on, those with common sense will know it!

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Reggie Ahno‏ @ReggieAhno 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ROCK4PREZ

        @LovinLifeKauai @TheOnion I think it's only 4.5 billion..

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      1. Don James‏ @DonJame28854208 21 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion right let this move from a political argument to science based discussion.

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      2. Molly Thorson‏ @mollythorson 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this reminds me of debating global warming with Philippe Boutros @Philippeflap back in the day.

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      3. Philippe BOO-tros‏ @Philippeflap 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @mollythorson

        @mollythorson @TheOnion for what it's worth, I was a solid 15 years old! Having lived through yesterday's 99 degree heat, I'm a believer

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Whisky Tango Foxtrot‏ @wellhamsrus 20 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @climatecouncil: July was Earth's hottest month on record, says @NOAA http://bbc.in/1PCD8z3  via @BBCNewspic.twitter.com/etRMvc2lHV

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      1. Grudge‏ @grudging1 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion love deniers only reinforcing what makes the article poignant. Thanks, commenters.

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      1. Lucky 7‏ @LuckySevin 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion liberal butthurt is precious.

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      1. Ted Wang‏ @IronOwlKing 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion No no. Even if the Earth dries up, they will still say it is natural. Only when the corporate payment dries up will they change

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      1. Jim (F.O.D.)‏ @brownscuddahadm 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion it's a hoax. Give it up already

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      1. east14 th.st‏ @oaktownt1 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ....Man's ego is mainly the problem!

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      1. east14 th.st‏ @oaktownt1 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion .....Laugh now Cry later.......

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