@TheOnion My cousin has anal fissures. He says once a hole is established, count on it reopening. Makes sense.
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@TheOnion joist inspector.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ahhh, don't think sinkholes are politicalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought Mark Rubio coudn't run again!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm glad it's reopened. Hopefully my flash pass will still work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Site for the next GOP Debate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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